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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

13.06.2025 03:24

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Nuts and Butts

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

share office space ...

Chime, last valued at $25B, aims for $11B in upcoming IPO - TechCrunch

No go.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

How can I earn money through OnlyFans?

Catatonics & High Colonics

No way

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Pokémon Legends Z-A Is Now Up for Preorder on Switch and Switch 2 - IGN

Still no good.

No, not a chance

Iron is naturally present in these 10 foods - Times of India

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Loons and Moons

Hysterias & Posteriors

Remarks at the Crypto Task Force Roundtable on Decentralized Finance - SEC.gov

Unacceptable again!

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Another attempt resulted in ...

Israel launches several attacks on Beirut’s southern suburbs, south Lebanon - Al Jazeera

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What was the most challenging shift you experienced as an ER physician? Can you describe the details and reasons behind it?

Thumbs down again.

Still no good

So they tried

Do you usually wear your panties over or under your pantyhose?

So, the docs changed it to read

Next, they tried...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Do you think this Labour Party is qualified to run our country?

Then came..

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Why do I sometimes hear full conversations when I am alone?

Everyone loved it.

Freaks and Cheeks

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dotemu’s CEO on how it makes new games that feel retro - The Verge

They put up a sign reading

Minds and Behinds

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What was your most memorable experience catching a fraudulent car seller?