What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
13.06.2025 03:24

Nuts and Butts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
share office space ...
Chime, last valued at $25B, aims for $11B in upcoming IPO - TechCrunch
No go.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
How can I earn money through OnlyFans?
Catatonics & High Colonics
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Pokémon Legends Z-A Is Now Up for Preorder on Switch and Switch 2 - IGN
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Still no good.
No, not a chance
Iron is naturally present in these 10 foods - Times of India
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Loons and Moons
Hysterias & Posteriors
Remarks at the Crypto Task Force Roundtable on Decentralized Finance - SEC.gov
Unacceptable again!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Another attempt resulted in ...
Israel launches several attacks on Beirut’s southern suburbs, south Lebanon - Al Jazeera
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Thumbs down again.
Still no good
So they tried
Do you usually wear your panties over or under your pantyhose?
So, the docs changed it to read
Next, they tried...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Do you think this Labour Party is qualified to run our country?
Then came..
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Why do I sometimes hear full conversations when I am alone?
Everyone loved it.
Freaks and Cheeks
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dotemu’s CEO on how it makes new games that feel retro - The Verge
They put up a sign reading
Minds and Behinds
Analysis & Anal Cysts
What was your most memorable experience catching a fraudulent car seller?